MEET V
OWNER • Friend of Pornography
It's not rocket science. Death fell into the primordial soup and V was born. Like any corpse, they’ve got to make a living.
Need help with a busted septic tank and alien invasions? Call V!
They are a necrophiliac's dream come true!
Services
- Haunted Pipes
- Cosmic Entities
- Sewer Line Repair
- Clogged Drains
- Cryptid Rights
- Necrotic Surgery
Why choose us?
Save your M's in the bank, we'll fix that port-a-potty for a rotten fruit instead! Who wants to talk to a walking neck stump when you can talk to Death in the flesh!